In between his two presidencies, Habba served as Trump’s attorney in this and several other cases.

It was a no-fuss affair, with absolutely zero style.

Beyond conservative, even for a woman with staunchly conservative views.

Alina Habba looking slightly downward with a small smile, her hair long and light.

It was an unusual choice since we usually see her with her locks loose and flowing.

And now we know why the partial upsweep is such a rarity forDonald Trump’s attorney.

May she lose all her hair clips and never find them.

Alina Habba on Fox News, wearing her hair partially pulled back.

She’s wearing a hot-pink jumpsuit that shows off most of her bare back.

No ombre, no lowlights, just stark light and dark stripes.

She’s four hooves away from being a zebra, and not in a cute way.

Alina Habba at the shooting range, bent over with her back to the camera, with striped hair.

Then there’s the dividing line.

But in Habba’s case, there’s a clear demarcation visible about two inches above her right shoulder.

Sadly, there’s no way even she can argue against this tress disaster.

Alina Habba on Fox News with a bob haircut swept backward.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?

With the exception of her summer short cut, Habba generally wears her hair several inches past her shoulders.

Could it be that she was trying to channel her boss’s beloved daughter?

Alina Habba on Newsmax with dark-brown, long hair.

Habba’s short locks were expertly crafted into beachy waves, spotlighting the surf’s-up sunshine shade.

Alina Habba on Fox News with a wavy bob in a shades of blonde.