Being accused of helping cover up hush money to an adult film star is bad enough.

Judge Juan Merchan postponed his decision, which Trump took as a rejection.

This outrage was quickly met with online claims about Trump’s four older children.

Donald Trump pointing and speaking

Donald Trump did NOT attend Ivanka’s Graduation.

Donald Trump did NOT attend Eric’s Graduation.

Donald Trump did NOT attend Tiffany’s Graduation.

Donald, Donald Jr., and Eric Trump walking on stage

Donald Trump had NO intention [of] attending [Barron’s] Graduation."

Not that it matters like most rage-tweets, these rumors about Trump’s absenteeism turned out to be false.

Mike Brady he wasn’t but he wasn’t a total Darth Vader, either.

Donald and Barron Trump walking outdoors

In addition to financing his kids' expensive educations, he did indeed come to their graduations.

She announced her own 2016 graduation from the University of Pennsylvania with aphoto collageon Instagram.

Just 10 years old at the time, Barron was barely as tall as his sister.

The graduation drama is only one of the many gossip-inspiring issues surrounding the youngest Trump son and his family.

Another was the timeBarron was iced out by his family on social media on his milestone 18th birthday.

He even did an amused eye-roll when Donald cranked up the volume on the music.