As Trump bragged, “This is a great couple.

Nobody gets divorced ever when they get married at Mar-a-Lago.

People, 20 years later, say it’s the greatest marriage ever.”

Donald Trump smiling

Donald Trump Jr. married his first wife, Vanessa Haydon, at Mar-a-Lago in November 2005.

By 2018, it was over.

Her older brother, Eric Trump, followed suit by marrying Lara Yunaska at Mar-a-Lago in 2014.

Donald Trump Jr. and Vanessa Trump sit side by side

“They were worried about rain,” Donald informed the gathered attendees.

“They said, ‘Sir, we are going to build a big tent over the pool.'”

Who wants to spend the money?

Tiffany Trump and Michael Boulos stand side by side

And two, it’s just not the same.

And I said, ‘Let’s take our chances, right, Tiff?'"