…I want it to be lathered beautifully."

I think he should take a cognitive test like I did.

I took a cognitive test, and I aced it.

Donald Trump speaking into microphone

Doc Ronny, Doc Ronny Johnson.

Does everyone know Ronny Johnson, congressman from Texas?

He was the White House doctor.

Dr. Ronny Jackson speaking at White House

And he said I was the healthiest president, he feels, in history."

The public reaction to this name flubbing certainly proved the point.

Now I can’t explain the rest of it because he’s just not cognitively there anymore."

Then there wasthis bitof double-entendre wit: “He can’t control or keep track of his Johnsons!”

(The writer was clearly followingStormy Daniels and the hush-money trial.)

Five," a userscoffed.

Other users suggested Dr. Jackson is so loyal to Trump he would do anything to prove him right.

“Just watch,“predictedone writer.

“Jackson will now announce he is changing his name to ‘Johnson,’ just because.”