The Republican politician’s history with this beauty procedure stretches all the way back to his high school days.

The glaring tan lines around his eyes and sides of his face have officially become his signature markings.

And let’s not forget the hair Trump’s light blonde locks don’t exactly help matters.

Donald Trump speaks to reporters from behind an ajar door

This, of course, is yet another glaring sign that Trump’s tans are self-inflicted.

Amusingly, Trump’s bad tan has aestheticians everywhere fantasizing about taking him on as a client.

I’m ready for it."

Donald Trump raises a finger as he speaks on a microphone with a bad tan

Donald Trump, for example, is frequently depicted as orange with wispy, side-swept hair.

This theory doesn’t seem far-fetched, considering his well-documented ego.

While the politician appeared appropriately somber, his tan was at its worst.

Donald Trump with an orange glow and parted lips as he speaks, his teeth are visible

On the plus side, the uneven tan and aged look almost suited the somber mood of the occasion.

Unfortunately, Trump didn’t keep this look limited to somber events.

This is due to a combination of poor diet, hormones, and environmental factors like the weather."

Donald Trump with a bad tan, looks amused with his lips pressed closed

However, his tanning disaster made it nearly impossible to take any images from the event seriously.

Donald Trump smiles cutely with his lips pressed together and an unnatural orange tan

Donald Trump gives a speech with a focused expression and racoon eyes

Donald Trump with closed thin lips, a serious look, and a bad tan

Donald Trump with a bad tan, closed fist and open mouth