“There are only three ages for women in Hollywood,” muses Hawn’s character Elise.
“Babe, District Attorney, and ‘Driving Miss Daisy.'”
Well, you’re wrong.
I’m an actress.
I’ve got all of them!"
After all, the divorce wound up being one of the costliest in Tinseltown history.
According to Marie Claire, she walked away with $30 million.
Goldberg and Danson’s relationship didn’t last.
Danson famously appeared at a Friars Club roast in blackface, performing a set full of slurs.
And I can’t believe that whole Friars Club thing helped."
Years later, Danson expressed regret for how the whole thing went down.
According toThe Sun, McGregor confessed to Mavrakis that he was in love with his co-star.
As you might expect, that didn’t go over particularly well in the McGregor household.
Though McGregor insisted that they hadn’t consummated their mutual attraction, Mavrakis wasn’t convinced.
It is hard for her to believe him.
This situation is extremely difficult for her and their four children."
Further complicating the situation, Winstead was married, too.
F**k the woman of my dreams behind my back, will ya?
Either way, both couples ultimately divorced amid the fallout.Winstead and McGregor’s relationshiphas continued ever since.
The internet had video, too, proving that her husband had been cheating on her all along.
It was insane."
Glanville was 36 when her marriage fell apart, and Rimes was a full decade younger.
Glanville confessed that she didn’t handle the situation as well as she might have.
She reflected, “It was so public.
Everyone felt sorry for me and wanted to hug me.
But I wanted to punch everyone in the face.”
Danes was in her early 20s, whereas Parker was 15 years older.
“I was just in love with him.
And needed to explore that and I was 24,” she reflected.
“I didn’t quite know what those consequences would be.”
That was really hard."
After he told her to get out of the taxi, Parker took the rejection hard.
“I am alone.
I am pregnant and alone,” she recalled telling the stranger.
“It hurts to even breathe.”
In the late 2000s, however, things began to fall apart.
Wright told Psychologies (viaPeople), “All marriages have their phases.
We go through it, if we’re married long enough.
If you’re lucky you grow and you work it out.”
Wright told More (viaPeople) that she was tired of the back-and-forth.
“I know what I don’t want.
There’s no limbo anymore.
There’s no time,” she said.
“I’m too old for this s***.”
At the time, she was 43.
Penn’s next relationship was with Scarlett Johansson, who was only 26 at the time.
They were reportedly spotted making out at the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2011.
The relationship didn’t last; these days,Johansson is married to Colin Jost.
In 2015, however, they went their separate ways.
Almost immediately, Affleck pivoted away from Jennifers entirely.
“Both of them were cheating on their spouses so they were very careful about it.”
Another source disputed this, however, insisting that they were simply friends until they were both single.
“It’s still in a really early stage,” the source claimed.
“He’s working on himself, he’s working on being happy and healthy.”
Whether it was an affair or not, Affleck’s relationship with Shookus petered out.
Alas, in 2010, the couple divorced.
Quite quickly, Kelsey moved on with a much younger woman named Kayte Walsh.
I guess you loved me at one point."
I mean, I worked hard."
Even though her husband was moving on with someone decades younger, Camille congratulated him on his new relationship.
And I wish Kelsey and Kayte love and happiness in their new marriage."
They were hitched a mere two weeks after the divorce was finalized.
The “Cheers” star was 55 at the time, and his new bride was only 29.
“It has always been very important for me to be self-supporting,” she said.
Instead, she alleged, Manson’s hard-partying lifestyle became too much.
They split, and Manson instead shacked up with the teenage star of “Thirteen.”
The story took an especially dark turn when Wood looked back on their relationship years later.
“I was brainwashed and manipulated into submission.
I am done living in fear of retaliation, slander, or blackmail.”
The apology wasn’t enough, and Jason divorced his longtime wife.
Brittany Kerr is now Brittany Aldean, after the couple married in Mexico in a 2015 ceremony.
“I’d prefer to be called a Puma.”
Their marriage only lasted a few years after that interview.
For his part, Kutcher toldEsquire, “Nothing makes you feel like a failure like divorce.”
Instead of moving on with another older woman, Kutcher went the opposite direction.
