Fashion is Gigi Hadid’s life.
Usually, though, it’s to grab a shot of what she’s wearing.
“Yes, it’s true: Gigi Hadid has bad-outfit days.

But it doesn’t end there, because why would it?
A pretend swash swipes across the front of the skirt to top it all off.
The one good thing?

We didn’t get to see the back.
The model forgot to check the weather forecast
Is it winter?
Does Gigi Hadid need a coat, or does she need sunscreen?

So she wore a little bit of everything.
February in New York City is cold, so Hadid chose a sweater and gloves.
A jacket would have helped a very long jacket, with a zipper from head to toe.

The year was 1992.
The year was 2016.
Adding to the retro look is the corset, which has come and gone through the fashion eras.

Hope she didn’t get marked tardy when she paused to apply her Bonne Bell Lip Smacker.
Like a figure skater gone wild?
Oompa, loompa, Ms. Hadid.

you’re able to’t go back to being regular friends after putting that on.