Kristi Noem took a top from Kimberly Guilfoyle’s book of awful extension choices for a bizarre G.I.

Joe cosplay, andit makes us wish she would finally go back to blonde.

If you come to this country and break our laws, we will hunt you down."

Kristi Noem speaking

Maybe she was afraid people would thinkshe was balding if she were having another bad hair dayunder that beanie.

The mere image reflects a Barbie standing amongst those little green army men.

Probably as much plastic, too.

Kristi Noem in tactical gear posing with law enforcement

Viewers took to X with their reactions, and they did not disappoint.

One userexpressed, “This chick is out there photo op-ing like it’s some sort of action movie.

Noem attended the Governor’s Ball in February 2025 and posted acarousel of photosto Instagram to capture the moment.

Hate to break it to her, but not all attention is good attention.