Lauren Boebert adheres to the adage, “If you’ve got it, flaunt it.”
She loves to show off her toned and tanned thighs at every opportunity, and who can blame her?
She’s got legs, and she knows how to use them.
The list ofinappropriate outfits Boebert has wornis extensive her skin-tight, boob-baring theater dress, for instance.
Physically attractive to me.
Shame about the overall package," he captioneda picof the proud thigh-flasher in July 2024.
“We need a conservative vs liberals leg contest.
hey do it!”
This, you might think, would make for a dangerous combo.
Not so, though, apparently.
It transpired that any possible real danger to life came from the food, not the abundant firearms.
“My son and I got VERY sick after eating here.
The place wasn’t clean, and the restroom was absolutely disgusting.
We’ll never ever go back.
Just a dump,” a disgruntled dinergrumbled.
“It’s been an amazing journey.
I don’t regret anything.
It’s always sad to close a chapter.
But this is where we’re at,” she toldThe Post Independent.
In all things, find joy!"
Inevitably, the haters were gonna' hate.
And, MAGA men were gonna' MAGA men.
“You are the cutest thing ever!”
However, some non-partisan (and decidedly practical) commenters were also in the mix.
“This is how sinks come loose off the wall,” onefretted.
“Your shoes are at least a half size too big.
I can tell by the gap by your heel.
This causes your feet to rub at top of your toes and the heel.
Buy the correct size & you won’t get blisters,” anotheradvised.
The politician’s confident stride screamed, “All about business!”
but her bright cerise skintight mini dress and nude sky-high patent heels looked to be more about partying.
Her detractors have seized upon Boebert’s dress dichotomy.
One of them was a fellow GOP member named Colorado State Rep. Richard Holtorf.
“You know I raised five daughters, and I’m going to say this loud and proud.
He insisted, “She needs to learn how to dress.
She needs to learn how to be respectful.”
“He’s buddy-buddy with me, so just keep having Richard on.
Let him talk; people see who he really is.”
“I have tough skin and a tender heart.
I know why I’m doing what I’m doing.
“Snowmass understood the assignment!
#CowboyUp Great to join Senator Perry Will tonight!”
Devotees flock there in their thousands to pay tribute to “the beautiful Lauren Boebert.
She’s a fearless fighter, patriotic firebrand, and a staunch conservative.
A place for all the fans, the BoeBros, and Lauren’sLadies to support the Congresswoman from Colorado.
Let’s send her to Congress for another term.”
Well, it takes all types.
