Martha Stewart has had an interesting dating history, to say the very least.

To be fair, Alexis married attorney John Cuti long before Martha ran afoul of Johnny Law.

The two wed in a private courthouse ceremony in New York on September 26, 1997.

Martha Stewart and Alexis Stewart smiling at an event

She served five months in prison as a result.

They separated in 2003, with their divorce being finalized in 2004 sometime after Martha’s headline-grabbing trial.

In fact, the homemaking icon herself was just as shocked.

Alexis Stewart and Martha Stewart smiling formal dress

Martha actually predicted what Alexis' wedding might look like in her 1987 book “Weddings.”

In the end, though, Martha wasn’t just a guest.

As she reasoned, “If we agree on everything, how boring would that be?”