Someone got caught with raccoon eyes.

Or, a wild idea, Vance could forego the makeup altogether.

Usha definitively said, “They’re all natural.

JD Vance onstage speaking

I’ve always been jealous of those lashes.”

This can create the optical illusion of a black eyeliner, especially if contrasted with blue eyes.

The natural contrast can make the lashes even darker than they are."

JD Vance with hands up

He doesn’t really seem like the goth-boy jot down."

I too have suffered this hate in life."