Before she was Donald Trump’s lawyer, Alina Habbawas merely an associate in her then-husband’s law firm.
Once she joined forces with the polarizing figure, her fame and status skyrocketed.
Now, Habba is an unapologetic MAGA promoter and doesn’t want anyone to forget it.
It’s cringey enough thatHabba has worn inappropriate outfitsin public.
She once donned a tight sleeveless hot-pink jumpsuit at a shooting range, which was both unflattering and risky.
(Experts recommend loose and long-sleeved attire for accuracy and safety.)
Wearing workout gear on Trump’s Bedminster golf course was a violation of club rules.
We present to the jury the following pieces of evidence and await your verdict.
Did the lawyer break the law?
The 2024 presidential election began long before Election Day.
“Wonder who I’m voting for,” she smiled on Instagram.
“Get out and vote, and you know who to vote for.
…Let’s go!
47, baby!”
Her written caption added, “I VOTED!
ULTRA MAGA FOR THE WIN!”
So did the attorney cover up with a coat before joining the line?
Or did she wear something neutral to vote and then change into her forbidden clothes afterward?
Either way, it was a cheap plug.
(Only a thousand of the $350 gold high-tops were made for the limited-edition release.)
But that didn’t stop Habba from wearing her politics on hersoulsole.
Owner Marcus Rivero was delighted to be featured on Habba’s Instagram page.
“Thanks for coming by and kicking it with your family!”
“Can’t wait to host y’all again, and make those special golf custom kicks!”
One snarker claimed Rivero doesn’t have the best rep in the shoe customization world.
Another referenced Habba’s unsuccessful time as Trump’s defense lawyer in the E. Jean Carroll sexual harassment case.
(They were kidding…weren’t they?)
The reverse side features a GOP elephant on the same gold background.
Habba showed it off onInstagram, gushing about her “beautiful and meaningful new bag.”
The clutch makes for a good conversation piece at a formal Mar-a-Lago dinner or a Turning Point fundraiser.
Other than that, it just looks out of place in any other setting.
The other problem is with the messaging.
Bringing the purse out in 2028 would imply that Trump fell short of his goals.
Apparently recognizing her, the doctor added a little message on the bandage while dressing the wound.
“When ur doctor is a patriot and u feel him writing on your foot… MAGA baby!”
Thankfully, this particular accessory was tossed out once Habba’s foot healed.
Presumably she didn’t go around randomly baring her sole during her recovery, either.
Her spoken words may have been brief, but her headgear said a lot more.
“Can you post some videos of them getting triggered?
I would love to watch it,” one asked.
A few commenters did beg to differ, though.
Real family morals right there," said one.
“The lib party already painted trump as an a$$.
So [it] might not be a good idea to somewhat reinforce that branding.”
For the uninitiated, the letters stand for “F*** Joe Biden.”
Apart from the tastelessness factor, the necklace is another bauble that will be irrelevant come 2025.
(It was barely a slap once Kamala Harris joined the presidential race.)
After a while, you just want to say, “It’sover.
RivalingMelania Trump’s controversial “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?”
The crowd at the Garden loved it; the critics online were another story.
“Looks like a lawyer who gets you found guilty of 34 felony counts,” said aTikTokcommenter.
Meidas Touch’s Ron Filipkowski presented it on X, formerly Twitter, and got equally brutal responses.
Many compared her to a pole dancer and worse.
“Dear God,“saidone.
“I am guessing she realizes her legal career is over and is auditioning for a new job.”
Referencing Trump’s habit of avoiding bill payment, a responderjoked: “He hasn’t paid her yet.
Gave her an ugly Trump coat instead.”
Now the question remains: Will this sparkle nightmare make a second appearance at the inauguration?
