You’d think getting involved with a famous NFL player would be pretty extravagant.

Jason and Kylie swiped right on each other around the time 2014 was coming to a close.

During the aforementioned “New Heights” podcast, Kylie discussed her first actual date with Jason.

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She says they agreed to meet up at a bar which is also pretty normal, to be fair.

But then, Jason got so drunk he ended up passing out right where he was sitting.

Kylie hadn’t even been there an hour by that point.

Jason Kelce red shirt on football field

For his part, Jason agreed it was “not a good first date.”

The former Eagle took things one step further, saying it was “love at first sight.”

As for how Jason got so drunk so fast… it turns out he had actually been pregaming.

Jason Kelce and Kylie Kelce movie theater

His first date with Kylie took place immediately after the Eagles' annual holiday party.

In fact, teammate Beau Allen actually accompanied Jason to the date.

Jason himself admitted as much when the couple told the story onKylie’s “New Heights” episode.

Jason Kelce and Kylie Kelce smiling red carpet

Jason told Kylie to wait because he had to go to the bathroom first.

In reality, this was a hastily thrown-together ruse.

Kylie immediately knew something was off when Jason came back out to the truck after only two minutes.

Rey Mysterio and Jason Kelce shirtless wrestling ring

“I said to him, ‘Jason, go back in there and go to the bathroom.

I know you didn’t just go in there and take a s***.

It usually takes you 20 minutes.

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That was not long enough, and we are not turning around.’

Kylie explained she then “immediately started crying” because she realized what was about to happen.

This prompted plenty of laughs and cheers from those in attendance.

I am so beyond grateful that I get to share my life with this man.”

And as it turns out, those plans involved entering the world of pro wrestling.

Well, for one night, anyway.

Aphoto surfaced online, showing Kylie backstage at the wrestling event with her husband and his former teammate.

She even got in on the fun by striking her best wrestling pose!

“That’s just the honest answer.

I’m not gonna hide it.

I’m not ashamed.”

Some men get their wives jewelry; others get them flowers.

“I’ve seen better,” the former Eagle said.

“It’s not that sharp.”

Jason kept the bit going, saying, “I’m just gonna be honest with you.

If Kylie killed me with a sword, I had it coming to me.

So no need to punish her.”