The bride looked lovely, the groom was handsome, but the guests?

Though not an official royal wedding, it was about as close to one as it gets.

Point: William, Prince of Wales, was one of the ushers at the wedding.

Guests at wedding

(Prince Harry did not attend, butPrince William did take a page from his brother).

As such, expectations were high for the unofficial runway of guests arriving in their wedding finery.

And all of them were family.

The duchess in spiky hat and red shoes

Had she stopped there, everything might have been okay.

But alas, her fashion sense apparently had other places to be when she finished dressing.

Instead, it comes off as having an identity crisis between a bursting firework and a sea urchin.

Tamara in quilt-like dress and gold hair bobble

At the bottom are her shoes.

The red doesn’t contrast, it clashes.

Olivia Henson’s was a borrowed family heirloom, while Grosvenors was … not.

Viola in summer picnic dress

This time, it’s Lady Viola Grosvenor who missed the mark for her brother’s wedding.

Adding to the less-than-sophisticated vibe is her choice of accessories.

Skipping a formal hat, Grosvenor went with a pale blue headband to match her handbag.

Olivia with whipping veil and dress

The new Duchess of Westminster – the bride

Yes, Olivia Henson’s gown was absolutely lovely.

The silhouette was striking until it wasn’t.

And someone should have assigned more than one person to wrangle all that fabric.

When the wind kicked up, Henson was completely engulfed.