But in Celebrity Land, it’s a whole different ballgame.
Whatever their motives, one thing unites them all: fashion.
Rihanna can wear almost anything, but this was not the one.
To make it worse, she teased her hair way too high.
News flash: We’re a thousand Instagram posts past this trend’s expiration date.
Overdone underwear aside, the whole thing looked like a last-minute idea.
We imagine he grabbed some roses, stepped outside, and hoped the waistband would do the heavy lifting.
Spoiler: It didn’t.
We’re cool with that.
The problem was that she looked less chic and more like a giant muppet auditioning for a lingerie ad.
“Chachi wants to be your Valentine,” shewrote.
This look failed Valentine’s, isn’t good for business, and did Chachi dirty.
Here’s a tip, Tim: If you’re going monochrome, skip the Pepto Bismol pink.
Plus, matching your underwear to your outfit is just overkill, and not in a good way.
As if that weren’t enough, the wet, stringy dog hair look is doing him no favors.
Instead of a heartthrob actor, he looks more like a hungover teen who fell asleep in his tracksuit.
It’s a no from us.
Chrissy, we’re begging, just one outfit next year.
Mel B and Rory McPhee were not in sync
Teal leather?
On Valentine’s Day?
The wrinkles in the dress also cheapen the whole look and throw off the vibe completely.
Unfortunately, Rory McPhee somehow manages to look even worse.
Plus, his laid-back look clashed awkwardly with Mel’s sleek leather fit.
That feathered heart piece?
It looks like a piece even the costume department would reject.
If Cupid had backup dancers, we’re pretty sure this would be their uniform.
