Thank you, all-knowing deity of masculinity.

Watters: I have rules for men.

Like you don’t eat soup in public.

Tim Walz laughing

You don’t cross your legs.

And you don’t drink from a straw.

His excuse was I was drinking a milk shake.

Jesse Watters drinking out of a straw

Again, you shouldn’t be drinking a milk shake.

“There’s nothing weird about Jesse Waters secretly enjoying a bowl of soup alone in the dark.”

We couldn’t have said it any better ourselves.

Seems awfully hypocritical to us.

Needless to say, the trolls had a field day.

“Jesse Watters is such a whiney, little, effeminate, beta…

The kids call that ‘rizz’, I think,” one userjoked.

Anotherquipped, “Jesse Watters retreating to his private eating closet to have soup and a milkshake.”