The former president of the United States instead had people more than a little distracted over his hair.

“Trump’s hair is particularly hideous today.

Did he take a nap against the window in the limo on the way to court?”

Donald Trump in court

A whopping $70,000.

“It takes about an hour.

I don’t use the blow dryer.

Donald Trump arriving at court

Once it’s dry I comb it,” he explained.

“My hair may not be perfect but it’s mine,” he wrote.